Ted is not a zombie.
Just ask him.
Sure, he picked up a "skin thing" on his vacay in The Caribbean, and he's hungering for brains, but who isn't?
Anyway, things are bound to get better when Ted inherits his grandpa's fortune; all he's gotta do is wait for the old man to die.
In the meantime, in case things weren't strange enough, Ted follows a hot vampire into group therapy where the patients all suffer disorders of the paranormal. Yep. Things just went from weird to wacky.
